holiday couple

A couple who only dates for thanksgiving through New Years. Simply so they aren't lonely during the holidays. They you may also date during these months to avoid looking like a loser when their relatives ask if they are seeing anyone.

Guy 1: Hey are Jessica and tom for real dude?

Guy 2: Nah man they're only a holiday couple
Guy 1: Thats fuckin stupid man.

by Aaron Simons November 14, 2016

Holiday Taint

The space between Christmas and New Years is the Holiday's Taint.

Christmas and New Years are great, but don't forget how awesome the entire work Holiday Taint is in between.

by ABG123 April 22, 2018

holiday drunk

When you Overdo everything at the holiday party, and turn the whole event into a Shit Show of Bad Decisions

Ray drank way too much and got Holiday Drunk at the party. HO Ho Ho... did you see the pictures?

by embee111 April 22, 2018

holiday screw

When a couple dress up as Mr and Mrs Claus and fuck with Christmas music playing.

Also an original alcoholic drink made by Emma Cline Phillips.

Yo, last Kwanza by girlfriend and I Holiday Screwed to Frank Sinatra.

by Silverfox95 December 11, 2017

Holiday Hijacker

(Noun) a person who thinks it is acceptable to schedule their stupid life event (wedding, baby shower, etc.) on holiday weekends, thus putting you in a socially precarious spot of forfeiting your free time or telling them they're not worth a long weekend.

Friend: we're going to the lakehoude for the 4th. Wanna come?
Me: I wish I could but Ellen is a holiday hijacker and scheduled her stupid wedding for that weekend.
Friend: Bitch.....

by New_Uzer January 2, 2019

Holiday Hotfinger

A spicy interaction between ones finger covered in either chile or hot cheeto dust, and another's anus. Usually ends in ultimate sexual pleasure

Susie please my darling dearest, would you mind giving me the holiday hotfinger tonight?

by Spicy Cock Bro September 22, 2019

Holiday tip

The dreaded tip expectation that comes during the Christmas holiday season and is expected by every service provider, from the mailman to the hair stylist. Confusion abounds on who is actually worthy of this extra tip, how much, and when the cut off date is. More specifically, there is a magical day in December (before Christmas) when there is an understanding that it’s the usual tip and one hasn’t crossed the threshold of holiday tipping. Generally thought to be December 15th.

Jimmy raced to the barber to get his haircut on December 15th, knowing that the holiday tip expectation was upon him.

by Grant Rampus December 10, 2019