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having a crap

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body
Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush
by CD2015 April 8, 2016
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Are you having that

Are you going to take that insult? Said by a third party to somebody who has just been insulted.
George: (to Ben) Liverpool are shit.
Dan: Are you having that Ben?
by Legend456 October 16, 2018
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have a delivery

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.
by Cockaseega July 10, 2009
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No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.
Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!
by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022
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have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.
"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."
by The Hawk! August 28, 2016
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having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off
(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham
by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022
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have a bless

It's sort of like "thank you" or "cheers"
Ex: *friend sends meme* "Have a bless"
by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017
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