having a crap

The act of sitting on the toilet/ in a bush to get rid of the waste in your body

Watch my back, im having a crap in this bush

by CD2015 April 8, 2016

Are you having that

Are you going to take that insult? Said by a third party to somebody who has just been insulted.

George: (to Ben) Liverpool are shit.
Dan: Are you having that Ben?

by Legend456 October 16, 2018

have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

No Job Having

An insulting way of referring to someone unemployed.

Danny: lets play a video game!
Becca: your no job having ass needs to start doing something with your life -- how about you get a job making video games not playing them, loser!

by chr0meice91 April 19, 2022

have plorted

When a Golden Slime explodes after releasing a Golden Plort.

"Oh no! He wouldn't have plorted if I did not throw a mango at him."

by The Hawk! August 28, 2016

having a Beckham

(1998 World Cup) Having a quick half and fucking off

(At the bar) bar person “pint mate?” “No, I’m only having a Beckham”

by RedLion2022 November 10, 2022

have a bless

It's sort of like "thank you" or "cheers"

Ex: *friend sends meme* "Have a bless"

by danidrinksbleach December 16, 2017