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Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.
Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi
by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022
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Handy Foursome

A handy foursome is a rich man’s circle jerk. Usually takes place in the Cigar lounge right after the fox hunt, top hats and monocles are required
“Oi mate me and tony are headed to the Handy Foursome
by Cuntcrusader69 May 2, 2023
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Handy

A combination of Andy and Harrison who are relied on to complete a job. Handy is an abbreviated form of listing the two people
“Do you guys need a handy?” “Get Handy to do it!”
by Andosgee October 29, 2020
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Peppermint Handy

When an elderly person applies generous amounts of bengay to the male genital area, while aggresivly throttling the shaft and fondling the testicals.

*optional*
To make it festive dress up as either an elf and Santa clause combo and paint the shaft like a candy cane and the testicals as jingle bells.
" Dude, my dick is still numb from your grandmas peppermint handy last night!"
by Haswahhhhhhhh September 5, 2016
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Handy

Hey, before we go do you want a quick handy?
by Minslik October 3, 2016
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handi

You handi
You’re a bit handi
by Handi2019 June 22, 2019
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