Gump

An overweight man with muscle hiding underneath the fat, who is attractive. Sometimes overlaps with a Dad Bod.

- Oh, that man is a gump, now that’s a piece of me.
- I do like my men a bit gumpy.

by gumplover2004 January 4, 2026

Gump

A snotty and rude individual, who also smells quite bad.

"That kid in the creeper hoodie, he's quite a gump isn't he?"

"Stop being a gumpy bitch"

by grumpy gorilla January 13, 2026

Gumping

Being nice, having fun and giving hugs

I was gumping a pregnant woman the other day

Me too, I love being nice, having fun and giving hugs!

by professionalgumper January 31, 2025

Gump

When you are violently humped by a person of the same sex, or basically any black person.

"bro, they were really gumping it last night, you could hear it from the other side of the building!"

"Honey" *tears up "I was scissor gumped last night in the women's restroom. She got up on the stall behind me when I wasn't looking and then when I turned around she had her legs above her head and was pussy bashing me against the wall" *balling her eyes out

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025

Gumping

Jerking off until you hit a brainless drooling primal state

“Who up Gumping they Thing”

by I’mGumpingIt March 1, 2025

Gumping it

Having sex with a person who is not quite retarded, but just on that line

This autistic chick is so bad, I just don't wanna get caught 'gumping it'

by ProGumper March 2, 2025

Gumping

The act of accidentally acting stupid or like an autistic 5 year old, and not noticing it while someone else notices.

"When that kid said 'that wasn't very ohio rizz uncanny poppy playtime momento', he was really gumping it."

by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023