guitar center

A chain of mega-stores that sell everything even remotely related to guitars, putting out of business those guitar shops that sell real instruments and good equipment where they know your name and let local bands practice in the back room. Inhabited by people who think that by hanging out there or announcing that they will be visiting one of these establishments will make them suddenly popular. Full of overpriced, low-quality instruments and accessories.

Person who calls them self a guitarist even though they've only been playing for three weeks and knows one chord: I'm going to Guitar Center.
Ignorant wannabe: Oh, a guitarist! How immensely cool.

by remy hayes November 26, 2006

guitarherostyles

another way of saying "Shit" or "Trash"

Ew, throw that Guitarherostyles away

by Knmagor April 26, 2022

Hair Guitar

The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.

That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing hair guitar and then smells his fingers!

by MissGretchenV May 15, 2007

Guitar Hero Metallica

The greatest game ever. The game is similar to Guitar Hero Aerosmith with Metallica instead. Basically the game will follow the career of Metallica, have the band in the game and will include many Metallica songs.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear? They're making Guitar Hero Metallica.

Guy 2: *head asplodes*

by El Mo December 17, 2008

Scarfs and Guitars

A mildly popular webshow starring two girls named Halle (Ha-LEE) and Sofia. The show name is a tribute to the musical Rent, but also because they call themselves "Cute and Noisy" They talk about popular TV shows, books and Musicals. Very recently they had their first musical performance by a friend.

" Do you watch Scarfs and Guitars?

by Anya Mimi September 5, 2010

Guitar Sex

When your partner takes an entire guitar up their rectum.

Daniel: Did you hear? Sara and Mike had some mad guitar sex
Michael: Man I wish I was a musician!

by BoiDafaqqq April 16, 2017

insane air guitar

a style of guitar that involves no guitar. i believe that i have perfected it for now i can do many insane stage moves and tricks. if you give me a guitar, however, i can't do anything except play it. Maybe all my guitar skills are in my mind...or maybe i can really do them!

dude 1:i just learned the windmill on air guitar!
dude 2:ok, we're just gonna send you to a nice place with white padded walls!
dude 1:awesome! then i can practice the flying windmill and not get hurt!

by hello my beautiful friend July 14, 2005