Hairy Grundle

Hairy Grundle (AKA Grundle for short) - An alternative name for the Harris Millis dining hall on the Athletic Campus of the University of Vermont. The name was originally created by a group of friends in the class of 2006 who resided in the Marsh Austin Tupper Hall complex. The name was given to the dining hall due to its notoriously disgusting food and ability to cause nearly instantaneous diarrhea.

Man, I am never going back to the hairy grundle again, that food was nasty.

by vtmnstr class 2006 January 12, 2011

grundle

The male penis (dick, pizzle, chode, shlong, ect.)

You got a hell of a grundle man.

by Eoj June 29, 2005

Grundle Tongue

(grun-del tung) n., the kiss of a female a short while after she has already performed fellatio on another male.

Usually occurs at parties, when the female is excessively intoxicated.

Dude Seth and Ned got some nasty grundle tongue from Lindsay after she gave Tim head.

(any resemblance to real names, and/or real situations is completely coincidental)

by C Nasty March 18, 2006

Grundle Bush

The pubic hair on the grundle. May vary in color and thickness.

Wow man...your grundle bush is out of control, go manscape that thing.

by Parttimefan November 20, 2010

grundle blaster

The separate hair clipper that men of Middle Eastern, Southern or Eastern Eurpean descent own, keep and segregate apart from any and all other household hair cutting devices and tools for the sole and explicit purpose of trimming their grundle.

Hey Mufasa, have you seen my Grundle Blaster?

by Shark week! October 11, 2015

Grundle Bump

To bump one grundle against another, much like scissoring between two people, but can occur between any gender mix. It can occur in rapid succession.

Last night we got hammered and tried to have sex but we just ended up grundle bumping.

by The Realest June 16, 2017

Moist Grundle

Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.

Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.

Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.

by Dakooter November 22, 2021