grape lover

someone who loves grapes

grape lover has a best friend that is possibly a princess

by urmominmybeduwu June 4, 2021

grape sprite

It’s like sprite but there’s some grape in there

Bro this some grape sprite… u want some, issa like sprite but like wit grape.

by I read the manga August 11, 2021

Grape Race

An athletic competition in which each contender places a single grape between their buttocks and then sprints a predetermined distance. The person to cross the finish line last, must eat all of the grapes. You must cross the finish line with your grape between your butt cheeks to win.

He lost the grape race, so he ate the rectal raisins.

by Tarantula Taint January 5, 2010

Grape fruited

The act of penetration so deep into the human anus that the result is a overly expanded ass hole resembling the size of a grape fruit.

Dude, I totally just "grape fruited" that bitch last night!

by Tom The Grape Fruiter January 27, 2011

Grape Kool-Aid

Grape Kool-Aid is what you drink when it kind of some Sherwood, Oak Alley kind of stuff, your a bit crazy in the head and throw the duece real high.

"What are you smiling? You think this is funny?"

"Well it's kind of on some Sherwood, Oak Alley kind of stuff"
"Why did you do it?"
"Yeah, I'm a bit crazy in the head"
"Are you on drugs?"
"No, I just throw the duce real high, grape Kool-Aid!"

by Fuck The Wizard May 26, 2009

grape salad

tossing the salad for someone with hemorrhoids.

jack: i went up the hill with jill, and i was going to toss the salad, but she had serious roids.
brandon: so wats yur problum? i love me some grape salad.
jack: that's because you're fucked in the head.

by lukeh081288 November 3, 2011

Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg October 15, 2008