Granola

A caucasian male who is very attractive and likes some or all of the following: Chacos, the beach, organic foods/products, doesn't need showers, likes all weather, wears birkenstocks, doesn't mind himself and others to be naked, likes tattoos, trying new and extreme things, drinks tea more than coffee, has longish hair and maybe dreads, wants more tattoos, loves Jesus.

Woah look at that guy, he is so granola.

by Wallace P. Smith December 6, 2006

grandofile

A young person who loves to make love to people twice their age.

Heather is in a grandofile relationship with her employer.

by Heyoka August 11, 2003

Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

Granola Kid

a child that granola is attracted to, and is thrown at him repeatedly

Granola Kid

by granolakid October 17, 2010

granola muncher

A cyclist, typically identified by spandex and exotic gear.

I was driving up on the mountain yesterday enjoying the curves, and there was this granola muncher half into my lane on one of the blind corners!

by 258tra May 28, 2016

Grangriss

A type of strange fish usually found in jars.

"Jim, what is that?" "Oh, it's my pet grangriss Tim."

by ifyou'rereadingthisyourgay February 27, 2020

The Granger

The Stranger: when a male sits on one of his hands, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate with said hand, as it feels like someone else is performing the act.
The Granger: The gay stranger: When a homosexual male sits on his penis, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate, as it feels as though another's penis is in his hand.

Man, my penis feels like someone else's penis. The Granger.

by Roddgers March 13, 2011