Gootentight

1. Term said to mean "German Virgin"
2. Golf term stating how close you like your shot to be to the pin.
3. German Tourqe spec

1. Man, that chicks pussy was gootentight.
2. I need this shot to be like a german hooker, gootntight!
3. Make sure those bolts are Gootentight!

by CrazyGolferfuck! November 24, 2005

mole goatee

A mole goatee is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the length of the hair, manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, the molehair that comprises a chin goatee will many times appear to have pube-like characteristics.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that" said the college student.

by rishnipishni January 13, 2007

Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head

Cory just goated that goat!

by Ryan December 19, 2004

Goated With the Sauce

Something idiots say to be funny with their friends when they lack any substance or personality.

Zachary Hardon: my dick is giant-I'm goated with the sauce.

Jester Allenwrench: I've sucked it- It's average. You're not goated with the sauce.

by KUSHVAPOR June 10, 2022

goit

A female's vagina - dergogatory

Get your goit out for the lads

by Jack T January 15, 2006

gooter

a pinch of smokeless tobacco in somebodys lip

Pack that fucking gooter bro!

by gooterLM October 9, 2008

Geite

A violent two fingered poke from one person to another

When I pissed Jeff off, he geited me in the stomach.

by Anonymous July 16, 2002