Gobble Funked

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering

Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again

by Rebooted April 28, 2025

Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's

by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024

Cave Gobbling

The act of signalling an african american individual that you are ready to partake in interracial gay sexual acts with the person in question that you're trolling

We stay cave gobbling on that Rick Ross 24/7

by amayapervytrash March 24, 2022

cock gobbling slut waffle

You.

You fucking cock gobbling slut waffle!!

by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017

Wobble Gobble

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

Gobble Boppers

Plural of Gobble Bopper. Word for a yellow creature

Gobble boppers are yellow creatures

by 8008y801 March 26, 2024

gobble monster

somebody who meat rides.

somebody who doesn't mind their own business

That guy's a gobble monster for drake.

sam's a gobble monster for lil nas x

by iquee April 21, 2022