Guatemalan goatee

When doing anal on a girl you pull out and put it in her mouth. The brown ring around her mouth is the Guatemalan goatee. The residuals of ATM.

After anal sex I pulled out and put it in her mouth. That ring around her mouth reminded me of the Guatemalan goatee.

by PhillyBiz April 16, 2011

goated

getting goated means getting fucked so hard that you end up ramming your head into the headboard so agressively, goat milk practically spurs out of you.

Bro, Emma is getting goated this weekend.

They had a threesome and took turns getting goated.

by mareefleema July 26, 2018

gwater

An alligator in a water trap, typically seen in a golf course adjacent to alligator habitats. A gwater trap.

Holy jeebus, you just shot that ball clear into that there gwater trap.

by Smartprof April 14, 2016

Goatee

A person with hair on their chin and mouth.

Let's watch the man with the ridiculous goatee on his face.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020

Penis Grater

Penis grating is when the teeth scrape along the penis during oral sex.

Boy: Ey dave that girl last night, Proper Toothy,
Boy: Oh yeah?
Boy: Proper grated my Penis!!
Boy: No way so she's a proper penis Grater??
Boy: Yeah Dude it was awesome!!

by HannahBean&JessicaThePleb September 28, 2008

Mint Goatee

A small goatee which forms itself around ones chin whist brushing the teeth.
The floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.

"I has a mint goatee"

"Mike, you've still got a bit of mint goatee on your face"

"Your Mint goatee turns me on...you want to know why? Coz it reminds me of cum. My cum... all over your chin. Have a nice day :)"

by deadbreast April 25, 2009

Cheese grater

When your sexual partner cuts up your dick with their braces. It's not fun.

Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil

by HanDogg24 December 12, 2012