Giblet face

One that has flaps of skin randomly over there face.

"kip of that cunt, he's a fucking Giblet face!"

by oofty July 2, 2015

gambleholic

Like an alcoholic, but instead of drinking Alcohol. You can't afford anything to drink because you loat all your money and your addicted to be a poor fuck sleeping on the street with millions of dollars in debt.

Jessie: "Hey, what happened to Dad?"
Jesus: "He Gambled and tried to become an alcoholic, but lost all his money and got addicted to being a whore instead. Thus, he is now a third grade Gambleholic"
- Gambleholic Anonymous, 1997, Colourised.

by ##@GamblingLord69@###MONEY$$$$ April 17, 2018

Gibbled

Having some kind of temporary or permanent disability or physical restriction.

This parking spot is reserved for gibbled people.

by shareski February 19, 2019

backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010

Wumple Gimlet

The situation that one Jonah Richard Giltz gets himself into after masturbating to completion while thinking about Tori’s Biloba. Immediately after slinging the monochromatic mustard shot, he then becomes the Lucky Pierre for three different groups of men, ingesting semen until his stomach expands with undulating desire and his anus puckers. The resulting space within his asshole then becomes the Wumple Gimlet, ready to receive the final loads, holding them until they ferment into an almost sludge-like, yet still malleable putty. Removing the contents of the Wumple Gimlet, and placing it in Jonah’s mouth is called The Roswell Pettybone Flower.

“Hey James, why isn’t Jonah home from work yet? It’s already 1am!”

“Dont you remember? He’s getting paid to do a Wumple Gimlet for those twinks in the East Village”

“Oh, right, how could I forget!?”

“Tonight is the 2-for-1, Man Skin Boot and the Wumple Gimlet for $29.03”

“What a bargain! Let’s kiss!”

“Okay! I enjoy your private parts, Dane”

“You’re so sweet, would you like to have a Dead Baby Popsicle with me? It’s from the batch of ‘09; perfectly preserved.”

“Hell yes! The parents are STILL looking for that mongoloid!”

by JonahJamesDane November 8, 2017

Grimble

Very ugly or unattractive person, generally women.

Me - "Wow look at that herd of uglies"
Myron - "They're all grimbles! That is."

by Cr0okedEyes May 15, 2009

giblet

1, innards of a poutry animal

2, small person that gibbers

"Is that you on the stairs? no it's a four pack of bake beans" - Tim

"Tim, stop randoming you giblet" - Phill

by Phill August 15, 2004