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German Facial

When a person walks through a steaming sewer vent and breathes in deeply. This may cause a smell or taste that lingers for hours and possibly be followed by gagging, vomiting, or your friends laughing at you for hours.
Lets take the sidewalk on the other side of the street. I don't want to get a german facial.
by Besieged August 6, 2011
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german

ONLY THE PIMPEST PLACE IN THE WORLD AND THE TIGHTEST LANGUGE TO LEARN even tho i got kicked out!

I LOVE GERMAN and miss it 2
Frau: GUTEN MORGAN (tag) KLASSE
WOLFY: WTF EVER
by BIG D (david) May 3, 2005
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Germany

Country in central Europe that got divided after WWII. Was reunited by David Hasselhoff in 1989.
Fun fact: Germany, along with France, is also the USA's best excuse for losing the War on Terror because they refused to help invading independent foreign countries for their oil reserves. Shame on them!
by Griese February 11, 2009
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German Exchange Student

Probably either the coolest or weirdest person you will ever meet.

German exchange students usually love to party, drink beer, and have a good time.

They probably have blond hair, blue eyes, and chubby faces from all the alcohol they consume.

They also will probably believe that their country is better than yours and will defend it to the very end:
German Exchange Student: Schools are so easy in America.

American kid: Why?

German Exchange Student: {launches into an essay about the three different types of school, the classes, teachers, diploma-like think you have to get to graduate, lack of extra credit, and lack of A's or A+'s in Germany. Basically ripping apart the American kid's school system, while claiming that the German school system is better}

American kid: I'm going to become an exchange student in Germany.

German Exchange Student: Good for you.
by friendofagerman December 15, 2012
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German Goggles

1.A man covering both of the female's eyes with his testicles.
I just put German goggles on her.
by Patrick February 7, 2005
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German butterfly

When someone puts their mouth on a girl's butt hole with their nose in the girls vagina and the girl farts in the persons mouth so the air comes out the persons nose into the girls vagina turning her pussy lips into "nose flaps" and making it flutter like a butterfly.
Jon - "Did you get it in with sally last night?"
Bob - "Let's just say nature worked it's way backwards. I gave her a mad German butterfly before I slipped the caterpillar in."
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German

Someone of German descent; A common language spoken throughout Europe. Germans are NOT Nazis, or always Angry and Aggressive. In fact, French people tend to be more aggressive then Germans. Stop calling Germans angry or Nazis, because they aren't always angry and they NEVER WILL BE NAZIS AGAIN! They were FORCED to be Nazis because of Hitler's strong stranglehold on Germany.
Person 1: LOOLZ OMFG GRMANZ R SO NAZI N ANGY CUZ DEY WER NAZTS!!!!!111

Person 2: Shut the hell up, FOOL! Germans were FORCED to be Nazis, and will NEVER be Nazis again! They also aren't naturally angry, THAT'S THE FRENCH!
by Fetus Bomber December 28, 2005
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