gaslighting

Everything Intel does when something bad happens.

"Recent reports that these exploits are caused by a “bug” or a “flaw” and are unique to Intel products are incorrect(gaslighting). Based on the analysis to date, many types of computing devices — with many different vendors’ processors and operating systems — are susceptible to these exploits.(wrONG)"

by lol_intel January 4, 2018

gaslighting

When a ‘significant other’ or friend stops wanting to hang with you unless they can’t find anyone else to hang with.
Some believe this terminology roots back to the operation of a gas lantern and how it can be turned down in an instant as not to waste fuel (i.e. a persons time) and then turned back up once there is insufficient natural light (i.e. there’s no one else to hang with).

Unsuspecting Dupe: “Man, I don’t know what’s up with Emmy. Everything’s cool and then all of a sudden she won’t call for a couple weeks; then she’ll just start showing up again.”
Unsuspecting Dupes friend: “Yea, she’s gaslighting you bro’.”

by mrhighandmighty April 3, 2008

blowing a gasket

When you take a dump and the turd is so massive, that you tear a small rift in your sphincter.

Oh man, I just took a huge dump and then it started to bleed. I think I just blew a gasket!

Blowing a gasket is really natures way of telling you to eat more fiber and drink more coffee

by MontyDingo May 27, 2010

Garking

When you successfully suck your own dick. Garking is named due to the sound you make as you celebrate whilst simultaneously choking on your own member

Dude, last night I heard my brother garking in his room. Went straight in there to high five him

by ReinaScully July 17, 2016

Gasini

Your typical high school girl with crop tops, mini skirts and golden afro. Known for blue eyeshadow and belly button ring. Loves combination of brownies and dandelions

Josh was entertainer for gasini and basil

by ruthmcbengue October 1, 2016

Stage-gasim

The amazing feeling you get before/during/after performing for an audienece. Usually in the case of actors and musicians.

Director: "Show's in two minutes"

Actor: "Wow i have such a stage-gasim!"

by DMW Da Zohan February 18, 2011

gaslighting

What those with mental health/perception issues accuse you of doing, when really you are trying to explain your perception of what's going on.

Her: "It's a 6"

Him (Standing on the other side) "It's a 9"

Her: You're gaslighting me!

by crudmonkey October 6, 2021