Garrett Hesen

a Garrett Hesen is defined as a goat that is in fact built different. Often times a Garrett Hesen can withstand just about anything.

When I grow up I want to be a Garrett Hesen

by NotBillybaee December 14, 2022

Garrett Kimzey

A Garrett Kimzey is a somtimes nice person but is always very needy and is a big lier. A garrett is amazing with girls . Relationship s with a Garrett never last wrong

Our classmate is quite the Garrett Kimzey

by A_Random_Human_Being September 8, 2020

Garrett

The kid who has a crush on a girl and shows it by pulling on her ponytail in class.

Garrett decided to go on a bike ride.

by abcde4568 April 9, 2019

Garrett

The most gayest person you’ll ever meet. Preferably towards Davids.

Garrett: Hey daddy how are ya?
David: Ooh baby

by Tryhardfortnitebroman December 10, 2022

Garrett Monroe

A know it all nigga that gets everything handed to him and can’t admit when he’s wrong in any situation. He will try to blame everything on you even though it was his fault. He complains about needing shit from other people in order for him or give you something back. Mans simply selfish

Garrett Monroe needs something in order for him to do something for you

by Olga plotkin August 15, 2019

Dirty Garrett

When one proceeds to give another man a blow job after eating ass and not cleaning his face

I can't believe josh gave dean a dirty Garrett and left shit on his dick

by Diddylover03 June 7, 2025

Garrett

Too many r's and too many t's

Damn bro why is Garrett's name so long.

I don't know man. There's too many r's and too many t's.

by Garet not garrett October 8, 2021