mystery gift

What you find when you stick long objects in holes that are too small.

David found a mystery gift in his friends hole.

by NAGS October 31, 2013

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throat gift

A simple but not abrupt way to ask a female for oral sex.

I had day at work, I sure can you a throat gift.

by skillcraft9211 October 9, 2014

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When your friend tells you they got you a present, but decided not to tell you what it is before the d-day. Instead of waiting all alone, you also get them a present and let them receive it on the same day, so you both have the expectations for the same amount of time.

Jordan is such an amazing friend, he got me a present two weeks before my birthday, while waiting, I am making him a painting without telling him what it will be, this is my revenge-gift, because revenge gifting is a thing.

by yoyo42 July 18, 2018

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hit gift

When an abuser gives a gift in an attempt to make up for an instance of abuse. The victim takes this as an apology or promise of change and things go back to normal, with normal being a short period of time until the abuse happens again.

Nita: Carlos just bought me this car! Look, Girls!
Sasha: That new black car, matches your black eye.
Stacey: Another hit gift, huh?

by Ellebeedub June 10, 2019

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Gods gift

A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.

A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess

I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....

Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????

Yeah he said he found the one...

by The freshness April 29, 2021

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Christmas Gift Effect

When you get a gift for Christmas you may or may not have asked for, and use that gift for a week following Christmas. Then not ever use that gift following that week.

“I got a this cool wooden puzzle from my grandparents, but only played with it for a week. Christmas Gift Effect.*

by thehappycaucasian November 27, 2021

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