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geek burger

DJ; "you are a nerd bomber"
Steph: "geek burger"
by 6 5 6 2 April 26, 2004
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Geek Doorbell

When your friend is coming to pick you up, instead of coming to the door, they text you to come out.
Sara: When is Chad coming to pick you up?
Beth: He should be here any minute.
(random ringtone for text alerts)
Beth: Oh, that's him now!
Sara: How did you know?
Beth: He texted me. You know, geek doorbell.
by MinxK January 13, 2011
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band geek

A band geek by definition is:
1. A person who calls the band hall their second home.
2. Has the ability to play 5 or more instruments.
3. Participates in musicals, ignoring the long hours of torture, but enjoying it thoroughly.
4. Dates other band geeks.
5. Has no problem repeating things.
6. Has no problem repeating things.
7. Will skip other classes to be in the band.
8. Are always happy, or appear to be, no matter how bad things get.
9. Are the coolest people in school.
10. Are always having fun, through playing, dating, having sex, etc...
11. 200 times better than "orch dorks" and "choir queers" combined, and they know it.
The band geek appears to be a normal student... Until they enter the band hall...
by Joey Blanchette May 17, 2005
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Jazz Geek

Someone who knows everything there is to know about jazz; usually can't play his way out of a wet paper bag.
He can tell you everything about Coltrane's entire vocabulary, but he can't swing at all. He's a jazz geek!
by Twelvebars859 March 7, 2009
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boner geeked

When you’re so geeked you get a boner
Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro
by Big 1400 May 14, 2018
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That’s so geek

Being so high everything’s funny
bro Jessica’s back with her ex. That’s so geek
by Cousinfucked9 June 9, 2018
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Geek Loop

The assembly of all the geeks at a company who skip lunch to sit at their desks and play video games against each other. The activity usually repels women and attracts zits. Gleeful squeals can usually be heard shouted sporadically between 12am-1PM as new virtual weapons are acquired, points accumulated and general disconnect from reality peaks to new dizzying levels.
Patrick: It's 12 o'clock! You know what that means...
Rob: Clicking wars!!!
Both: YEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Patrick: God I love Geek Loop.
by Christopholis2 August 13, 2008
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