A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.
by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005
Get the carpet fitter mug.When a morbidly obese person farts so hard that it travels up their back going in between each fat fold and ends at the base of their neck.
The sound can be mistaken for that of a family of ducks being run over by a group of cyclists or a running motorcycle half submerged in water.
The sound can be mistaken for that of a family of ducks being run over by a group of cyclists or a running motorcycle half submerged in water.
Say Jill, did you hear that comical noise, i believe that guy over there just fatted. Yes Pete, he was obese and he farted so that means that he fatted, now he will have to change his shirt.
by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011
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by king keef February 1, 2009
Get the Futterbuttkin mug.a woman's vagina, that has extremly long lips that look like they could fly a kite. used as an insult.
by kynukka for life October 17, 2008
Get the fluttertwat mug.When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.
When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.
Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?
Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.
Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.
Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.
by jboneh February 19, 2010
Get the Fluttercunt mug.A knuckle dragging person, who isn’t really bright and uses very large spanners and big hammers to undo nuts and bolts. They generally do a 4 year apprenticeship, which consist of 2 year learning how the undo the bolt, then the next 2 years learning how to do it up. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.
Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.
They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.
There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.
They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Some say they are Electricians with there brains removed.
They can’t spell refrigerator, but have been know to throw one.
There work uniform consists of a tutu, thong, painted nails and sometimes make-up, a drag queens version of a tradesperson.
They are also know for there very catty teenage girl like jealousy of Electricians, who are know to be the King of trades and fitters are at the bottom of ladder, in the trade world.
Fitter - A Spanner monkey that takes along time to learn anything.
Fitter - spanner monkey, that is a slow learner.
by Glenn Radford February 27, 2021
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Guy 2: I know, what a Sara Fetter!
Girl 1: I asked Amanda if she wanted to hang out tonight, but she said she was busy.
Girl 2: Probably having sex. What a Sara Fetter!
Guy 2: I know, what a Sara Fetter!
Girl 1: I asked Amanda if she wanted to hang out tonight, but she said she was busy.
Girl 2: Probably having sex. What a Sara Fetter!
by qwertyytrewq12345 April 26, 2011
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