The Funky Carl

The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.

I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.

by shamorie February 26, 2020

Biologically Fugly

When a person that is so fucking ugly(fugly) physically and mentally as well as so mindless they try to sound smart but are utterly mindless that no one, and I mean no one, be it male or female will ever want to date them let alone fuck them nor be seen in public with them or talk to them. There is no negative rating scale that describes this level of fugliness. They are just THAT fugly!

Guy 1: Hey y’all, you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: which one?

Girl 1: the one with the FUPA, small tits, big belly, Double chin, sausage fingers, Glasses and green hair cut into a mullet?
Guy 1: yeah!

Girl 2: Yeah, she’s so Biologically Fugly that she’s trying to Identify as Non binary to up her chances of getting anything!
Guy 1, Guy 2 & Girl 1: Damn!!!!!
Girl 2: Yeah even THAT won’t help her ass!

by The Great Howdoyoudo March 16, 2023

Big_Funky

The biggest chad ever, he has a huge shlong and makes the best videos on youtube

"Have you heard of Big_Funky before?"
"Oh yeah hes a chad"
"Totally, im so horny for him rn"

by Zemby_7 November 29, 2022

The clam’s a little funky

Reference to a smelly and or unclean vagina.

Not tonight babe. The clam’s a little funky.

She pulled down her panties and the smell..... well let’s just say the clam’s a little funky.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

fugly slut

a f*cking ugly bitch, who preforms slutty actions and is not trustworthy

Elise is a fugly slut who made out with a hot dog.

Amanda is such a fugly slut, she dove into a pile of girls.

by Amanda September 29, 2004

Funky Trance

A new genre of trance that add funky beats in trance, this genre known in a night club in indonesia.

Funky Hydrotrance - Dj Rezia

by Dony aka Dj Rezia July 21, 2003

fully decorated

Another way of saying awsome, pimped out, really cool.

Daaamn homie, did you see that Cadillac drive by? it was fully decorated.

by Lars M January 19, 2006