Fuckit Bucket

A bucket like contraption whereby a chick can be lowered on to your tent pole and spun. Usually found at your higher class Mexican stip clubs.

WARNING: FAILURE TO ADHERE TO LUBRICATION REQUIREMENTS WITH THIS FUCKIT BUCKET CAN RESULT IN PENILE DISLOCATION AND EMERGENCY ROOM HILARITY.

by Obamessiah June 3, 2009

fuckpot

(n.) Hyperactive and childish person.

See S.J

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

fuckwit

A fucking dimwit. Someone that has no clue (sometimes a retard ) They get the piss taken out of them, and sometimes act thick on occasions. Usually a nice person, but can be retarded or disabled.

Jimmy : Corr, its hot in here!
Jake : You fucking dimwit, its an oven!
Jimmy : I never knew that!
Jake : Well then your a bit thick then arent you, Fuckwit!

by Kieran Th July 20, 2006

fuckupitis

Continous acts of fucking shit up.

Murphy has fucked shit up all week. He seems to have a case of Fuckupitis.

by Odie1966 September 24, 2013

Too many FuckIts

The reason an alcoholic gives for having to quit drinking.

Should I sleep on the sofa or drive 10 minutes home? ehhh FuckIt....where's my keys?

5 hours earlier;

Should I go home or to the bar? ehhh FuckIt....I'll just stop for one.

Too many FuckIts gets expensive in many ways.

by J.R from Orlando December 4, 2010

fuckpie

1.A lesbian booty call that is not from a prostitute.
2.The woman who is called to perform it.

"There's no tallent tonight and i'm randy as a a mother fucker. I'll just call my fuckpie"

by demona_bomb October 30, 2006

FuckItList

http://twittgroups.com/group/fuckitlist

things NOT to do before you die

"The #FuckItList is a list of things you don't need to do before you die."

I don't need to listen to "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car" again before I die. #FuckItList"

loudnyc #fuckitlist: Attending Justin Timberlake's Concert in The Front Row http://timesurl.at/25744b

TruBlondeRocker #fuckitlist: going to the no doubt reunion show.

by BsbllUH11C March 11, 2009