Fuck my dick off

Usually used when you are frustrated with yourself, such as losing your keys, or losing at Trivia HQ when your on the last question. Not to be confused with Get the fuck off my dick.

"I can't find my girl, fuck my dick off."

by holveck June 1, 2018

Fuck Your Legs Off

Simply stated it means to fuck someone to the point that they can no longer walk, and even have difficulty sitting up. Usually satisfies even a nympho for at least 3 days.

You'd better be careful Anthony, or I will fuck your legs off.

Man, I would love to fuck Stan's legs off...

by Ms. B. Haven October 1, 2006

fuck your tits off

A catch phrase used by Louis C.K. when talking to his wife, Kim. From The series "Lucky Louie"
It means he wants to put his weener in her.

"I'm gonna fuck your tits off" (pushes Kim into the closet and shuts the door)

by Misters Danny Dutra and Dickball Macleod September 19, 2008

Off You Fuck

A rather sarcastic, yet classier way of telling someone to fuck off.

Fat Woman - "Your jokes about fat people really offend me. How do you think I feel?"

You - "Squidgy... off you fuck."

by 100ANDFIFTY February 20, 2011

Fresh off a fuck

When you just had sex and feel like you can do anything

I'm fresh off a fuck and ready to take on the world.

by Supermarket dad September 3, 2018

Off ya fuck

A variant of "off ya go" with all the joy and sentiment of "fuck off"

Bouncer: "ID please."
19yo: *notices ID scanner and hesitates* "uh here ya go.."
Bouncer: *scans ID* "Son, this is obviously a fake, and you look twelve so off ya fuck before I call the popo"

by Ucanhandlethetruth February 22, 2015

Off you fuck

An derogatory alternative to the common phrase 'off you go'.

No, Mr. Trump, off you fuck.

by MrMegaMcWang February 13, 2017