Friend

The other dude that's actually boning or hooking up with a chick. A females underhanded false representation of the "other guy" she knows what's up with him but wants to keep misleading and using you while knowing you have feelings for her. A false title a female uses to mislead or throw you off the scent of her boyfriend.

I went to a friends house after work.

Me and my friend are studying no you can't come over.

My friend is in the car with me.

I'm staying the night at a friends house tonight.

Sorry I can't go out with you I have plans with a friend.

by Joe dirty May 24, 2014

Friends

Useless pieces of shit that will always fail to aid you.

I think we are friends now

by Valt1c April 17, 2022

Friend

A friend is someone you like and who likes you, someone you respect and who respects you, someone whom you trust and who trusts you. A friend is honest. A friend is loyal. Friends will motivate you to succeed in anything that will benefit you.

A person who would never intentionally hurt you, lie to you, deceive you, manipulate you, bitch about you or abuse you.

A friend is someone you can tell your deepest darkest secret to and you’ll know that they won’t tell anyone. Friends don't gossip about you nor try to ruin your reputation.

Tom is a very dependable friend, he would never do anything to hurt you.

by Truth_Seeker - Pravda June 10, 2018

friend

the person who is sitting next to you giving you random words to look up on urban dictionary.

My friend just told me to look up the word friend on urban dictionary.

by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022

friends

A mystical item which is known to not be in people's possession.

I don't have friends

by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020

Friend

a friend means someone whom you can laugh with and be comfortable around. Someone who you can make fun of and them not take it offensive. also someone who you can share food with.

"hey Sarah you want my pizza I'm full"
"Ya, sure"
Sarah and me are friends

by Angie_marie February 19, 2015

Friends

are a type of social fetish that heavily benefits people. Other times, they become the very surface on which your social imprint on the world depends on. In a tertiary combat situation, they become your best support. You should love your friends.

Sometimes, you wish your friends would be nicer. Sometimes you wish they were prettier. Me, I wish them all; big dicks.

by makemusicnotlovestories March 14, 2019