god

1. a joke used in more western religions

god is really watching you

by sean degenerate June 2, 2007

God

Fictive, non-living person telling people what to do. Supposively a male, but since "it" does not excist, we will never know.

For questions about religion, also see stupid.

Oh please God, don't let my mother catch me stoned!

Oh God, thats wicked!

God!

by Minokhoon June 9, 2005

God

All-powerful deity that created and controls the universe.

For God so loved the world that He gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.---John 3:16

by DarthKieduss September 3, 2014

God

After “King” was recognized as derogatory. Girls moved on to another term to express the friend zone. Containing the same meaning as “King”, girls used this term in hopes to avoid getting called out by guys.

Girl: Wow what God
Guy: Yea...whatever

by InspectHerGadgets March 24, 2019

God

The strongest force of all, he is the all knowing and the creator of everything. He sits apon a throne in heaven encouraging people to do the right thing.

Heaven is real and it's where "god" is.

by Death-king#1 May 14, 2016

God

A scumbag
Lord Hurth is the real deal

Person One: "Have you heard about God?"
Person Two: "Yeah he is a dick"

by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

God

Dog backwards.

A moon walking dog is God.

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016