flat-track

1) A non-banked, oval track flush to the ground on which the sport of roller derby can be played.

2) A type of roller derby governed in present day by the WFTDA (Women's Flat
Track Derby Association), with specific rules pertaining to bouts played on a rink with no banked edges or "rise".

3) A particularly D.I.Y.-type of Roller Derby, in that it requires only a flat, smooth floor, tape to measure out a track, and rollergirls to kick some booty.

"Though the spandex leagues of the 1970s fought their way to victory on a banked track, many of the 21st century leagues like New York's Gotham Girls Roller Derby have embraced the cost-effective, nomadic appeal of flat-track derby."

by Ashlie Atkinson September 8, 2008

flat-flat

The purified uncut by product of (Ice) methamphetamine. Processing is done by running ice thru a heated glass tube and allowing it to cool and scraping from surface.

Hey man have you seen Steve? Hes all twacked out on that flat-flat and still owes me $20.

They charging dollar for dollar for the flat-flat in the Lou.

Mike's house got raided and they found 2 zips of flat-flat. His pregnant girlfriend tipped off the police when she was vaccuming the lawn.

Man, you got the flat-flat...heard that's where at.

by MzPanda November 26, 2018

Flatgrass

The pavement (shoulder of the road) as known by our friends in the animal kingdom.

Upon returning to the Dirty South... Me and Jim saw a large number of dead deer on the flatgrass.

by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

Flatchilism

The act of a person, or group of people, flatlining, or killing, some concept or noun.

Carl: "I hate all these white people submitting words on Urban Dictionary that they made up that make no sense, it's pure flatchilism!"

by Jaded Eyes April 27, 2010

Flathanite

Northern Irish word that means when one forgets to do an obvious task.

Oh flathanite I cannot believe I forgot to lock the door.

by StevOibiza April 8, 2011

Flat Brimmer

Someone that's into "extreme" sports such as down hill mtn. biking, BMX, motocross or anything that you can get "rad" with. A flat brimmer will wear a ball cap with a flat brim with Oakley sunglasses and can usually be seen drinking a Monster Energy drink. A flat brimmer will think he or she is better than the rest and loves to pose for photographs.

Did you see that flat brimmer with the Fox jersey acting like a douche to those other riders?

by Surlybob March 16, 2015

Flat tire Sitch

When a chick finally gets dick but he only lasts 30 seconds

Eric finally put out but it was a flat tire Sitch.

by Alaskagirl May 23, 2015