Felonitis

What someone may "catch" upon hearing they're on the receiving end of a felony charge. Symptoms may include extreme emotional distress, psychogenic pain, and rowdiness.

James: "You wouldn't believe how he reacted upon hearing the charges; he started yelling, crying, and even complaining that his entire body started to hurt!"
Dan: "Sounds like a bad case of felonitis."

by Smelvin Assman June 6, 2023

feniqe

Intelligent and handsome young fella with a small penis

Ugh that man is so feniqe

by Peyton marshall June 19, 2023

Ferniest

When someone does or says something Fernie would.

Kaleb: How was your night with Makayla?

Fernie: It was amazing, I made her kneel and refer to me as Fidel Castro, before I gave her my supreme burrito.

Kaleb: Wow, that's so Fernie! The Ferniest!

by Lil'Linguine June 21, 2023

Fernie

*verb* to come in one’s eye at the climax of coital activity on account of the penile snapback due to rapid female disengagement.

So she was on top and I was all like, “I’m gon jizz in you”. And she was like nah, and jumped off. And then I fernie’d myself.

“Ah shit. My conjunctivitis if playing up”
“Nah mate, you definitely fernied yourself.”

The lady of the manor was sprightlier than I was expecting. A fernie was inevitable.

by Lady squirtle June 23, 2023

Femnic

A man who is attractive in a feminine way.

“Oh my god dude, he’s femnic.”

by Too lame for this June 29, 2023

Fernie

A homosexual encounter on the skiing slopes.

"Shalako had quite the weekend. I hear had a few fernies while skiing on Mt. Fernie."

by landwehr34 August 13, 2024

femnis

femnis is a neologism containing the words fem and penis. It can be used by individuals who have what is considered a penis and their gender is falls under a feminine spectrum. Feel free to expand this definition. It can be used as a synonym for girldick or girlcock. If it wasn't created yet, it is now created by me.

this transfemme over there has a cute femnis.

by femnisowner December 17, 2023