fecal mousse

Delicate, lacy, fairy-like strands of foecal matter which hold individual turds to the inner lining of the large intestine and/or colon.

"Damn, girl, the inside of yo ass be coated with fecal mousse."

" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS

by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009

fecal oven

port a pottie on constuction site, oilfield site, or other outdoor venue in the summer

While torquing a cable, I was sweating so bad in there. It was a fecal oven

by oilfieldtrash77 October 15, 2009

Fecalface

(v.) When someone shows you up in person or calls you out, almost to the point of embarrassment (i.e., shits on you)

Associated terms:

Fecal-facer: The individual who does the calling out.
Fecal-facee: The individual who just got owned.

Dude, I totally got fecalfaced by Dr. R because of my apparently bad interviewing skills!

by ImagiAntman June 10, 2011

Fecal Banter

When two or more people trade degrading remarks in an attempt to discourage or frighten one another. The more common terminology is "shit talkin", though "fecal banter" has a more sophisticated ring to it.

While minding my own business in the Walmart checkout line, fecal banter erupted between two female porch dwellers.

by LiquidHound April 19, 2011

Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.

Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake

by bobachop June 19, 2011

Fecal Cliff

The edge of a butthole where a turd falls off.

Last night I took a fat dump and ny turd fell off the fecal cliff.

by bmpoopin February 1, 2013

fecaphiliac

A person fascinated by mookie stinks, as defined by South Park Elementary School counselor Mr Mackey.

Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.

by azkaged November 16, 2013