faux nap

The act of resting typically on a couch or bed without sleeping. Usually this involves being engaged in an activity such as watching a movie or reading a book (knitting also qualifies).

Aw, I'm so tired. I think I'll faux nap and watch Braveheart.

by Noriko Firefly April 26, 2009

Faux Posh

The faux pas that is pretending to be wealthier than one truly is, usually accompanied by or in poor taste.

Los Angeles "influencers" living in a three-bedroom flat with four roommates, wearing Gucci and Balenciaga to go out on Saturday night is positively faux posh.

by gkehck November 17, 2020

Faux Exhibitionist

An exhibitionist whose sexual pleasure is derived from being naked outside without being seen or being in the company of strangers.

Bob: "She doesn't like getting seen nude by others."
Jeff: "Yet she goes around naked?"
Bob: "She's such a Faux Exhibitionist..."

by Bob's Beans & Vegetables Co. December 1, 2018

faux punch

to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.

she hadnt paid for a latte in 3 months ever since she started faux punching her own cards

by Corvis. April 15, 2008

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2020

faux-sympathy

are a false, insincere display of emotion such as a hypocrite crying fake tears of grief

Jargon was giving faux-sympathy to a friend

by Kingender September 30, 2021

Faux Cawk

It's when a small penis male stuffs the crotch area of his pants to make it seem he has one, OR when a female who wishes she were a male does the same

"... so i grabbed him and realized it wasn't real, it was just a faux cawk."

by Sizzilian December 11, 2011