A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
by jessesuit June 5, 2011
Get the Faux Beardmug. Fake hardcore, also for screamo and metalcore. Taking classic 80's and 90's hardcore, screamo, and metallic hardcore (metalcore), by completely debauching the subgenre(s) from over use of "break downs", unnecessary clean vocals, weak death metal vocals/growls, unoriginal and overused "hardcore attitude" (ranging from tough guy, integrity, and "brotherhood" themed lyrics).
by animosityjoe March 7, 2011
Get the Faux Hardcoremug. adj. overly arrogant yet essentially ignorant, specifically when concerning a given political topic, which can be traced back to a relative ambivalence towards independent thought and a disingenuous need to be deemed acceptable by a like-minded peer group.
The amount of shitty faux-litical memes posted by my friends during an election year is too damn high!
by th3giv3r June 4, 2016
Get the faux-liticalmug. to punch holes in your own card (such as a coffee shop card) in order to get the 10th free drink without actually buying the 9 drinks.
by Corvis. April 15, 2008
Get the faux punchmug. An exhibitionist whose sexual pleasure is derived from being naked outside without being seen or being in the company of strangers.
Bob: "She doesn't like getting seen nude by others."
Jeff: "Yet she goes around naked?"
Bob: "She's such a Faux Exhibitionist..."
Jeff: "Yet she goes around naked?"
Bob: "She's such a Faux Exhibitionist..."
by Bob's Beans & Vegetables Co. December 1, 2018
Get the Faux Exhibitionistmug. Translates directly to false step in French. Translates indirectly to embarrassing social fuck up, which usual makes everything awkward for everybody involved. Major party foul
Man did you see hunter try to make an unwanted move on that girl and get shut down? What a faux pas.
by Tickledicks December 30, 2017
Get the Faux pasmug. A person that is trying to appear eclectic in their fashion, social, pop culture, musical or other choices, but in practice has simply adopted a common behavior that serves as an archetype or stereotype of a true eclectic. See as reference most hipsters.
That group of girls with their chokers and peasant skirts riding those bikes to the coffee shop are so faux-clectic.
by thecreatorofwords77 August 15, 2017
Get the faux-clecticmug.