fattertitties

When someone has fatter titties than someone else

Woah she has way fattertitties than me!

by Grolocofrail December 19, 2021

David fattenbrough

A strong brave man which legend says will one day be the man to put an end to all fat men and women

Did u see planet diabetes this week, ye the one with David fattenbrough he’s so hot

by Michael Jackson 32 August 21, 2018

relative fattening

When you diet and try to get skinny while at the same time making fattening foods for your relatives, so that your relatives grow fatter than you and you look relatively skinny compared to them.

I have been using relative fattening to make my relatives fatter so I can look relatively skinny next to them, I made them a cake, I ate an avocado.

by Daniel Spahettian November 25, 2020

Hocus Fattest

When someone got so fat so fast it’s like magic

Did you see Rob? What the hell happened to that guy? Yeah he’s hocus fattest

by Big Zeke Thompkins February 3, 2022

PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO

When someone decides to cuck you out of doing something that you wanted to do ,yet he decided to go of to do it with randoms.

John:Yo Ben did you hear what Chad did.
Ben: hey what did he do?
John:He pulled PULLING THE FATTEST GUERTO on our group like it so hard.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2018

farteed

A gentle fart intended to charm. Some include extended pinkies.

Oh dear...I just farteed. Please pass the Grey Poupon.

by pffft-tweep March 30, 2011

fasterbait

Masturbating while fishing.

Hey bob, you wanna Fasterbait with me today?

by c0deman991 September 14, 2016