jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.

cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.

by makutassead November 8, 2009

dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

Worthless Failure

A good for nothing fuck-up who is too stupid to do anything right.

Jesus Christ dude! I gave you one simple task and you still fucked up! You're such a worthless failure!

by WorthlessFailure May 18, 2018

Mechanical failure

A persistent erection that you have no control over, usually lasting over a few hours

Person 1: Man im so tired, I didn't get any sleep last night because I was in so much pain. I had mechanical failure.
Person 2: That sucks man, maybe you should go see a doctor

by mtfort February 22, 2018

Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

I failureresIts

A common term used in the Quality Control profession where one is just at a loss for words

i.e. Mass Confusion

Visual Inspection 150 for defects "I FailureresIts" in 100% inspection/sort for 1 failure. Per Work odrer.

by SGreer11 November 21, 2019