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facepoker

When someone is so up in your face and never leaves you alone.
Stop being such a facepoker, just leave me alone.
by BestFriendCutiePie January 4, 2016
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Facepoop

The act of removing undesirable friends from your Facebook account. See also: Taking a Shwitter
Man, I really need to Facepoop all these racists douchebags on here.
by sir.kit March 10, 2016
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Faceplant

To brag about your skills whilst completely fucking up on a routine basis
Don't faceplant on such an easy move.
by Coolio2015 March 30, 2016
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faceplant

Faceplant (noun)

1. The end point for a catastrophic loss of equilibrium during a ballistic biped activity, which results in a reorientation to a more stable form, that being a tripod, where the contact point for one of the legs is ... the face.

2. When used as a metaphor, the speed, mass and impact site involved in a traditional faceplant is exchanged for the planter’s wealth, power, fame and/or intent. Stability of form, or the metaphoric tripod, is a fundamental reduction in available choices, combined with humiliation, the ultimate expression of which is ... the mug shot.

3. Faceplants can be employed in male bonding. The ritual faceplant was popularized by the Jackass movies, where the participants engaged in voluntary, shared activities resulting in epic levels of humiliation and/or pain.
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's faceplant landed him in jail.
by aMountainClimber September 8, 2016
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faceplant

Faceplant (noun)

1. The end point for a catastrophic loss of equilibrium during a ballistic biped activity, which results in a reorientation to a more stable form, that being a tripod, where the contact point for one of the legs is ... the face.

2. When used as a metaphor, the speed, mass and impact site involved in a traditional faceplant is exchanged for the planter’s wealth, power, fame and/or intent. Stability of form, or the metaphoric tripod, is a fundamental reduction in available choices, combined with humiliation, the ultimate expression of which is ... the mug shot.

3. Faceplants can be employed in male bonding. The ritual faceplant was popularized by the Jackass movies, where the participants engaged in voluntary, shared activities resulting in epic levels of humiliation and/or pain.
Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich's faceplant landed him in jail.
by aMountainClimber September 8, 2016
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Faceplams

Verb: The act in which one performs he action of facepalm caused by embarrassing or ridiculous things.
Noun: A very cringey person with the lack of inability and skill.
Meaning 2: Woah, that person is such a faceplam.

Meaning 1: I just faceplammed from you saying that. Or,

She just faceplams when he says something annoying.
by Faceplam November 20, 2016
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facepalm dab

When someone are dabbing the wrong way, you can either say "Facepalm dab" or just do the "Facepalm dab" - slap yourself in the face while dabbing.
Person 1: *tries to dab*
Person 2: What was that?

Person 1: A dab
Person 2: No, it was a Facepalm dab *while doing the facepalm dab"
by DeadlineMaestro February 22, 2017
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