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what the funk

it is when you around adults or small children and you dont want to say fuck. you say funk.
adult - "the circumfrence of a pie is one hundred nano meters"
You - "WHAT THE FUNK?!?!?!"
by kris B May 24, 2006
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drunk funk

The bodily odor alcoholics have the next day after binge drinking. A most unpleasant smell.
Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.
by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010
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Bansuri Funk

A style of music characterized by the crossover of the traditional Indian Bamboo flute, the Bansuri with the Western Popular Music Sensibilities of Funk and other (optional) genres of Smooth Jazz, Soul, Pop and Rock.
"The Bansuri Funk style really brings this ethnic instrument into the mainstream space!"
by Narked November 7, 2014
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Dick Funk

The unfortunate condition some middle to late aged men find both problematic and often quite embarrassing EXAMPLE. Even though Chad was taking Viagra he still could not hold an erection Chad is the unfortunate victim of Dick Funk
Man did you hear about Chad? He's got Dick Funk bad
by SMD111 July 10, 2017
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pink funk

“mom he said my pink has a funk, is that a dance move?” “honey, you got a pink funk, lemme get you some vagisil right quick
by stinkyqueefer May 23, 2021
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Peed'd up crotch funk

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.
"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.
by smendez April 4, 2010
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p funk

Pure, uncut Funk, the Bomb; also Parliament-Funkadelic
(see FUNK)
keep funkin the p funk and you will understand
by bootsy collins April 16, 2003
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