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Straight Best Friend

When a lesbian has a male best friend who is straight. The polar opposite of Gay Best Friend. They can partake in activities such as talking about video games, joking, or cuddling. (The cuddling doesn't actually count because they play for the same team, but it's still nice.)
Lesbian: Omg I love Jesse! He's like my straight best friend.

Every lesbian should have a straight best friend.
by feethands October 12, 2012
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Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.
"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."
by Kermtzu October 9, 2008
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Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth
John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"
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Best Friend

A close friend who you can tell anything to.
whenever something good happens to you, they're the FIRST ones you call.
you talk on the phone every night and play tap tap revenge 3.
You watch Documentarys on strong toddlers together and be complete douches together.
The person that doesnt tell even the pointless secrets and gives great advice.
Someone who pretty much knows you inside and out.
"yo, brooksi. play me in Tap Tap Revenge."
"kay, bro. even though i'll beat your ass"

"dude, if i tell you this. you can't tell anyone."
"promise bro, we're best friends."
by leira2000774 April 21, 2010
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ex-best friend

what you call someone when they have majorly fucked up.
your best friend: well your not invited to my party anymore!
*she takes you off her top completely!*
You: yeah? well screw you EX-BEST FRIEND!
by RaveyBaby June 2, 2008
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bad friend

Someone who acts like they are your friend but is really a manipulative backstabber. A bad friend would be someone who is jealous of you and tries to compete with you and take over your life and replace you in all aspects because their life is too sucky and they can't come to terms with the fact that they were just lucky to be your friend in the first place.
Someone who only cares for themselves and thinks the world revolves around them.
When you try and be nice my inviting your best friend out all the time and introducing her to new people and other friends. Then behind your back she back stabs you by talking about you to your friends! When you don't even know that anything is wrong! Saying how much of a bad friend you are because you didn't give her enough time to for insanely long conversations about her life, making you the worst friend in the world. Because being busy with uni work isn't a excuse!

Therefore payback is talking behind your back to friends.
by Unsure what she did wrong October 7, 2011
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Best Friend

Someone who is always there for you when you need them, someone you can tell anything and everything, someone who buys you strawberry shakes at mcdonalds when you dont have money, someone you ride mopeds with, someone who you do crazy shit with that other people wouldnt understand, someone you can fake laugh with for hours just to create real laughs, someone who comes to this website to find crazy words for you to look up that will make you laugh so hard you almost pee your pants, someone who can make your day better just by being there, someone you ALWAYS wanna hang out with, someone you can never get sick of, someone who covers your car with stickynotes on your birthday, someone who fits in just like family, someone who can know what your thinking just by the look on your face, someone you have inside jokes with, someone who is really good at listening, someone who hangs out with you at work, someone you love, someone you have nicknames with that could fill up a whole paper, someone that cheers you up when you're downin, someone you go on roadtrips with, someone who is a crazy bitch but only in the best way possible, someone you can have pointless text-a-thons with everyday and never gets old, someone you laugh with erryday, but mainly someone you can always be yourself with :) <3
Best friends doing crazy shit together -driving on sidewalks even though there is a road right there,

Bestfriends have endless nicknames like Big Cans, BFF, BFFFL,
by Small Cans October 12, 2011
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