Albrecht Flu

A common viral infection that causes a person to not answer their phone.

“Hey man have you talked to Jared?”
“No, i heard he caught a case of the Albrecht Flu!”

by Tdaddy21 May 11, 2021

Battlestar Flu

Results from watching 30 or more episodes of Battlestar Galactica in a row.

Symptoms of Battlestar Flu include lack of sleep, using the word “frak” as a curse word, and suspecting everyone around you is a frakking Cylone….

Hey boss, I can't come into work today, I've got Battlestar flu

by AK2011 June 2, 2011

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

flu dick

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..

Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..

by Sirmontoya January 31, 2018

.2 flu

Calling in sick to work because you want go out drinking or because you are hungover.

Bob called in sick tonight. He probably has the .2 flu.

by Gout Slayer August 2, 2016

oyster flu

when you get bad breath from going down on a not so clean women

DAmn!! you breath stinks.... really, I think I have a case of the "oyster flu" I went down an a chick that wasn't so clean last night.

by 1 slice November 1, 2017

poppy flu

Dope-sickness. The constellation of symptoms that appear when a heroin addict stops using. Nausea, diarrhea, cramps, sweating, restless legs and anxiety.

“He was supposed to show up to work three hours ago! Where is he?!”
“Bro, he out wit dat poppy flu.”

by Themanwhobrokewallstreet December 18, 2020