When you marry 17 men and consummate the marriage with all 17 of them. You stand near a wall and bend over, with your gaping anus exposed (its gaping because you've had a deep anal muscle massage), and the 17 men form a line. They proceed to run up to your anus and take a single thrust one-by-one until you have come to a successful completion.
"Oh golly gosh, my hole is sore!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"
"Why is that, Dan?"
"I just got shot over 100 times by the firing squad!"
by Pleasure Elf July 8, 2019
Get the Firing Squadmug. fahyuh r POS-uh m
Noun
A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.
A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.
Noun
A man, or someone claiming to be a man, who suggests that he and other men should gather and have an outdoor fire (i.e., in a fire pit or outdoor fireplace) and consume alcoholic beverages. After receiving agreement from the group and prior to the fire being lit, the fire possum ceases communicating with the group. Thus he will play possum prior to the lighting of the fire and kills the event.
A fire possum will often be heard claiming the next day “I no gay?!” Closely related to an Irish Goodbye and clairavoidance.
Ernie sent up a flare that we should come over for some whiskey and fire, but as usual, he turned into a fire possum and no fun was had...
by Mr-Gus March 18, 2019
Get the fire possummug. by Craigco December 3, 2007
Get the fire muffmug. When your house burns down
Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event
Metaphorical for a bummed out feeling or attitude. Doesn’t refer specifically to a tragic event
by 5YEARSgone December 28, 2019
Get the Depressing Firemug. The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.
Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."
by radiohead123 September 12, 2011
Get the Lap-firemug. 
Dangerous and destructive fires ignited by vagrants accumulating under the leadership of Los Angeles City Council Member Mike Bonin.
by DonnieLA August 27, 2019
Get the Bonin Firemug.