Fachkräftemangel

A lack of poorly compensated but highly skilled workers paired with unreasonable high expectations regarding work ethic and loyalty.

Employer: I can't find anyone who with a masters degree and 10 years of experience in this technology which exists since 3 years. The Fachkräftemangel is real!

Employee: I've sent other job applications which were accepted with a higher pay and less working hours. I really like it here so can I please get at least a small bump to my salary so I can pay my rent?

Employer: We can't pay you any more. Well anyway have you seen my 3rd Ferrari? I also bought a new vacation home!

Employee: Ok the I need to have to quit ... sorry but I need to pay my rent.

Employer: Fachkräftemangel!

by SteciWonder November 7, 2023

fachir

Although he has a big body, he still manages to make everyone feel comfortable. Also, he's a little gay

I love Fachir

by Jsfsu November 20, 2023

Facheritod

Verb: Action of saying “what’s the plan” then not doing shit. Then when there is a plan proceeding to not pay anyone back for the alcohol and Ubers used throughout the night.

Omg I can’t believe I bought a Buchanans bottle and no one paid me back I just got facheritod!

by Turbi February 7, 2024

Facheritod

Verb: Action of saying “what’s the plan” then not doing shit. Then when there is a plan proceeding to not pay anyone back for the alcohol and Ubers used throughout the night.

Omg I can’t believe I bought a Buchanans bottle and no one paid me back I just got facheritod!

by Turbi February 7, 2024

Fanchasm

A seemingly unbridgeable gap between an artist and the audience.

With all of the controversy, can Morgan Wallen bridge the fanchasm? Maybe with a new double album?

by Capnhikari June 13, 2024

fartcheese

produced exclusively on remote alaskan islands, fart cheese is one of the rarest foods on the planet. milk is extracted from the breasts of caribou, gently heated over an open flame, then subjected to a barrage of farts offered by the rustic villagers who stand in a circle around the cauldron, relentlessly perfuming the milk. it is believed that the #farticules increase enzymatic activity, resulting in more pronounced flavor and slightly wet texture. the best fartcheeses can be aged upwards of a century. very old fartcheeses may taste of urine, glue and porcini mushrooms, and are said to induce hallucinations and a pleasant tingling in the anus.

dicht racy: what say we open a wheel of '24 fartcheese

jim harbaugh: fuckin yeah!

by trilliam turdsworth June 24, 2024

Farch

A gang bang celebration of birthdays bringing together all of the Feb and March birthday babies. An efficient way to have a single combined birthday party for Amanda, Sarah, Veronica and Deb.

Are you coming to the farch dinner? Farch season has started! Happy farch day.

by Free_zing February 21, 2025