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Farm Town

A fun and interactive Facebook game. Gaining coins and XP is the main objective of this great game, and also to continue to reach higher levels. The higher level you are, the more options of seeds, animals, trees, etc you can buy.
User 1: "I'm going to be a Farm Town millionaire!"

User 2: "How's that?"

User 1: "Well I did some math calculations...and even though corn has a higher sell value, it takes 3 days to harvest! Grapes on the other hand only take 4 hours, so if you continuously plant grapes you could make 145,152 coins in 3 days, compared to 41,040 coins through corn!"

User 2:"Wow..."
by CaptianCuddie69 July 26, 2009
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state farm

One of the best insurance companies when it comes to taking care of customers. A bit expensive, but they pay out no questions asked, unless of course you make a habit of filing claims.
Damnit!! I just wrecked my ride...

2 days later: Sweet!! I just got a fat check from State Farm!!
by SupraTico October 1, 2005
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Fat Farm

The future solution to a growing epidemic in the United States in which all obese people will be shipped off in secured freight trains, prodded and herded onto large farm establishments. Once at the farm, the fatties will undergo a harvesting method where large industrial strength lipo suction machines will suck the lard out of each carcass which would then be refined into fuel. This fuel will provide enough energy to power an entire state for decades providing a reliable source for alternative fuel. Better yet, no one will have to deal with fat people ever again.
Uh Oh, Betty's packing the pounds on, if she keeps it up we'll send her off to the fat farm.
by UpinSmoke4 August 16, 2010
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buy the farm

Billy: "So how's your uncle Jimmy doing?"
Bob: "Pretty good. You know that farm he was going to buy? The big one in Kansas with all those cows and shit, you know? Yeah, well he bought it."
Billy: "No way, you mean he bought the farm?"
Bob: "Yeah isn't that the bomb diggity?"
Billy: "You're sick, man. That's really fucking sad."
by Nick D October 28, 2003
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Potato Farm

A group or gaggle of people with mental disabilities; a flock of retarded people
Rodger: Hey Blake, look at that potato farm leaving Toys R' Us.
Blake: God damn it Rodger.
by OSAndrew December 14, 2014
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rat farm

A farm in which live swarms and swarms of killer rats, with a large tin shed over top of it with copper wire as the roof. A poor paying job with an owner usualy by the name of "roxy" . owner usualy have a feirce amount of acne around the chest ereas.
Roxy's rat farm!
Keep em' rats in the pen acne bitch!
by ben holden September 5, 2006
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FARM TO TABLE

TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.
SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.
by Fridayso August 16, 2019
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