Thanks to my iPad, I can pee and facoop from the comfort of my bathroom.
Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.
Facooping is great, because I can poop and Facebook at the same time.
by DynamicDuoNyc July 13, 2011
Get the Facoop mug.n. A person who friends you on Facebook that you thought was a friend but turns out to have done so with malevolent intent, e.g., for purposes of surveillance, stalking, harassing or defaming.
n. Did you hear what Dick did? He friended everybody at work, then uploaded pictures from a porn site and tagged them all. What a Facebook Judas.
by Oregander May 5, 2009
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Get the face like a grieving cod! mug.People who spend way too much time in facebook, making every social interaction via this social network.
Face it dude, you're a facebookholic!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!
by LifeThruALens May 12, 2010
Get the Facebookholic mug.I always had a theory the Black Eyed Peas sucked ass, but that song I got a feeling just proved it; so I guess that makes my theory a factheory.
by Mopery May 2, 2011
Get the factheory mug.Facebook is effectively an online database of people where people voluntarily upload all their personal information so that random people they have only met once, formally known as "friends", can track whatever they are doing for the rest of their lives.
This act of offering up personal information also equips Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, with near infinite power as he stores all the information, including conversations, permanently in order to make a huge profit through manipulation and as such can be compared to the famous fictional oligarch Big Brother from the book 1984, written by George Orwell.
This act of offering up personal information also equips Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, with near infinite power as he stores all the information, including conversations, permanently in order to make a huge profit through manipulation and as such can be compared to the famous fictional oligarch Big Brother from the book 1984, written by George Orwell.
Naive friend: Hey guess who has access to all my personal information that I protested vehemently against the police and government keeping yet am ok with doing it myself because I'm a conformist and Facebook is awesome?
Realist friend: Lord Zuckerberg and that random guy you met at a party once who turned out to be paedophile and mass murderer.
Realist friend: Lord Zuckerberg and that random guy you met at a party once who turned out to be paedophile and mass murderer.
by benz3000 June 30, 2011
Get the Facebook mug.A facepalmist is someone, who by virtue one's idiocy (unaccountable by a disease or disorder), gives the reader/listener an inevitable, painful collision between one's palm and the face, one of the reasons being the utter disgust of having to share the identity of "human" with the facepalmist.
This person is not the regular ignorant person (which is basically each one of us) who says something stupid once in a while. Both the quantity and quality of stupid matters, he/she has to be very stupid and often stupid. The suffix "ist" is justified by the expert level stupidity in a facepalmist.
This person is not the regular ignorant person (which is basically each one of us) who says something stupid once in a while. Both the quantity and quality of stupid matters, he/she has to be very stupid and often stupid. The suffix "ist" is justified by the expert level stupidity in a facepalmist.
Facepalmist: If some stars are 100 light years away, then how do I see them? I am not 10 million years old, stupid cosmologists!
Anyone with basic common sense: *Facepalm*
Anyone with basic common sense: *Facepalm*
by psychsatani December 23, 2013
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