When a Judge has the guilty verdict and extremely large fine detrmined on your case before the court case has even started
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“Bros a salmon expert”
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Someone who is an Expert at giving Backshots, particularly ones that leave the ass destroyed and the legs unable to walk.
by fallench_green December 26, 2024
Get the Backshot Expert mug.Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
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-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
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An elite Call of Duty Mobile (CODM) esports team, currently competing at the T2 level but relentlessly grinding towards T1 dominance. Known for their tactical precision, raw gun skill, and unwavering teamwork, they’ve stacked up numerous trophies, proving their worth... They are fueled by ambition, they’re not just chasing the top—they’re built for it.
An elite Call of Duty Mobile (CODM) esports team, currently competing at the T2 level but relentlessly grinding towards T1 dominance. Known for their tactical precision, raw gun skill, and unwavering teamwork, they’ve stacked up numerous trophies, proving their worth... They are fueled by ambition, they’re not just chasing the top—they’re built for it.
Nonagon Esports isn’t here to participate; they’re here to take over.
n9 Agony is a bot mehnn, tbvh 😝
n9 Agony is a bot mehnn, tbvh 😝
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