When one proceeds to whip out their dick in the middle of public places to get funny reactions from the people around them
"Dude, that guy in wal-mart just got the marcus experience..."
"Wow no wonder he wont make eye contact with me"
"Wow no wonder he wont make eye contact with me"
by marcustheblackguyfromoshkosh April 24, 2010
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Get the The Marsiglia experience mug.A legitimate, worthwhile journey for your parents who refer to the "college experience" as a rite of passage, a time to grow up, a time to meet new people, and a time to discover your passion. It is also described as "the best time of your life."
Nowadays, the "college experience" is one of the biggest clichés out there. Modern colleges are artificial bubbles on the map that do not in any way mirror the real world. Most people are self-absorbed, liberal douches whom you'd be better off not meeting.
The women (a largely perverted stereotype) can be either good or bad looking depending on the college. However, they form cliques with other popular people and you will never get a shot. Your only chance is to find one good and drunk at a sleazy frat party, or be good looking and have some serious game.
When you do discover your passion (hopefully sooner than later), you will likely discover that it can be achieved at an easier, cheaper college or trade school. At this point, any rational person would drop out of their current hellhole.
Nowadays, the "college experience" is one of the biggest clichés out there. Modern colleges are artificial bubbles on the map that do not in any way mirror the real world. Most people are self-absorbed, liberal douches whom you'd be better off not meeting.
The women (a largely perverted stereotype) can be either good or bad looking depending on the college. However, they form cliques with other popular people and you will never get a shot. Your only chance is to find one good and drunk at a sleazy frat party, or be good looking and have some serious game.
When you do discover your passion (hopefully sooner than later), you will likely discover that it can be achieved at an easier, cheaper college or trade school. At this point, any rational person would drop out of their current hellhole.
by Indomitable798 October 11, 2010
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Another name for an orange jester , who doesn’t care about the 100,000+ US citizens who have died as a result of the 2020 Covid-19 epidemic but instead golfs and worries about his poll numbers
Emperor Covidius decrees all shall kneel before his might , or he shall smite thee with his “huge” baby hands!!!
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"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."
"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."
by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
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