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English Tea Biscuit

When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.

I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Do you even English?

Anyone speak something a the person can’t understand and he/her thinks it’s english.
Sam: I not know this question for answer
Brad:Do you even English?
Sam:Not I know.
by RadicalMuffin August 15, 2018
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Full English

The beautiful occasion wherein you recieve oral, vaginal, and anal sex all in the same evening. Based off of the colloquial term for "Full English Breakfast".
Guy 1 "Hey man, how did your date with Stacy go last night?"

Guy 2 "Better than expected; I took her to Denny's for a Grand Slam and ended up getting a 'Full English'!"

*High Five*

*Air Guitar*
by GhostFart, LLC October 25, 2012
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American English

The pronunciation and spelling of British-english twisted up and made to fit the way americans live. made up of many different accents and sub-languages.
Hey man, open the damn trunk throw that fuckin body in it and lets get the hell outta here
by Crackhojoe March 3, 2007
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english kiss

a english kiss is a kiss which is known to lead to sexual activity
by rachie66691 August 3, 2007
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Old English

AkA Krunk juice. A 40oz. Cost 3$ and it gets the job done.
by JonnyC April 15, 2005
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