evangelical

A sect of christianity that is full of mindless, brainwashed followers who spend their entire life in misery when they aren't spreading the gospel. The whole sect is full of middle class/rich white folks who want to go to church to be entertained by crying, hysterical preachers and find new prejudices to be in support of. They believe that their religion is the only way of life and refuse to accept any other ways. There is no 'conversation' with evangelicals...they only convert. BEWARE.

President Bush is an evangelical christian. Need I say more on why he seems so mindless and stupid?

by MichealJBlyth September 23, 2005

Skippy/Evan

One Badass mother fucker!
And probably one of the hottest people you will ever meet.
Sometimes he makes stupid decisions, but its ok.
not to mention he is VERRY well endured ;)
make sure you back the FUCK off though, because if any bitch tries to get with him i will personally kick your ass.

"yo isnt that Skippy/Evan Saltzman?"
"yeah man! hes really fucking cool"

by SOMEBITCH3232 April 26, 2009

Evangeline

ARAAGGAGAGAGAGAGGA GARARARRAARRARARA AARATRARARSTARARRARAR ARAGAGAGGA i am Evangeline and I jus bit yor hand

Jon: “Jezuz fuckin christ Evangeline be goin batshit rite now”

Ella: “just wait a while, she gets like this when she hasn’t had her adderall”

by epicinator October 1, 2021

evanescence

a band including Amy Lee, an amazing singer with an ethereal voice. Her songs are mostly on the darker side, but 'Good Enough' talks of hope and love. Should be on tour.

'bring me to life' by evanescence

by xAngelFirex September 4, 2009

Evandalize

A mixture between evangelization and vandalization. When one attempts to spread the gospel or convert others in an overly obtrusive way.

This guy knocked on my door and started evandalizing me so I told him to leave.

I'm going to the korn concert today to evandalize some people.

by Wearebob November 24, 2011

evan james

the fuck boi that you never see coming. he will lead you on for monthes then randomly stop talking to you and tell you he’s talking to other girls. watch the fuck out bitches

“hey who is evan james?”
“ugh that’s the dick that ghosted me last week”

by juulsrcuul August 7, 2019

Evan Boog

Cool Kid motha hecka lets me eat his food, i once walked in on Grayson while he hecking pood, i dont really care if your super fricking rude, frick you, i like Evan Boog. sometimes hes annoying when he says uwu but i dont care because he is Evan Boog- A poem by Cohen W pls dont delete this

Evan Bogg: Its not Evan Bogg its Evan Boog
Evan Boog: Thank you

by ButterBlubz November 29, 2019