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Epic fail

The lamest thing you can possibly say.

Usually said by lame high school underclassmen who haven't realized that it's not a cool thing to say, and in turn look like complete idiots to anyone who happened to hear them.
Bill: Hey Steve, can I borrow your calculator?
Steve: Oh sure. *attempts to hand Bill his calculator, but accidentally drops it*
Bill: EPIC FAIL!
Steve: Oh sorry, I thought you were cool. No, you can't borrow my calculator.
Jim: And I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
by levia December 5, 2009
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epic shithousery

When a shithouse behaves as such to an especially high level.

Examples include Sergio Ramos's foul on Mo Salah in the 2018 Champions League Final, The Leave campaign's promise regarding the redistribution of funds to the NHS and Donald Trump's refusal to concede.
Did you get onto that prick trying to claim credit for our work before, lad?

Yeah, epic shithousery that, mate.
by Bayesoir December 8, 2020
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epic angles

when a fat guy/girl on myspace has there display picture at a angle making it seem like there skinny.
ewwww dude this girl has some epic angles going.
by Fatal Jinx April 19, 2009
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Epic Gamer Moment

When you fuck up so badly god takes a shit on your head
Jacob: I just had an Epic Gamer Moment
Jason: Damn That's Giving Me A Boner
by Game Moenbts June 22, 2019
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Epic

(adjective) Awesome, kickass, or otherwise positive. Can be used to refer to anything but is usually referring to a particular event or action. The most common usages are "epic win" or "epic failure," and some prefer to type it in all caps. Occasionally people use the phrase "Epic ___" as a stand-alone sentence or phrase, always following a story about something considered Epic.
Example 1: "He's a blackbelt in karate, so when this asshole came up to him, he totally kicked the dude's ass. You should have been there, it was fucking Epic."

Example 2: "I'm a blackbelt in karate, so this asshole came up to me and I kicked his ass. Epic fucking win."

Example 3: "That asshole from down the street got his ass kicked today."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"EPIC WIN!"
by A. Webb October 17, 2007
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epic

A way to broadcast ones' homosexual status.
In addition to wearing pink shirts, Brandon uses the word epic as often as possible to advertise the open nature of his asshole.
by zed2k March 30, 2010
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epic adventure

An epic adventure is a usually a epic road trip that takes place over the summer... Of You and your best buds that consist of you doing one or more of the following. Killing a large and dangerous animal, finding large amounts of weed, and discovering the lost ark.
Bro 1: Dude remember that epic adventure we took last year

Bro 2: Yeah Bill got mauled by a bear... And we smoked A LOT of weed
by Swagforreal November 3, 2011
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