Engine Fail

When your fucking a chick and she orgasms so hard she passes out before you jizz

Jo:Dude I fucked Crystal so hard she passed out on my dick before I came!
Tom: Damn she engine failed your ass.

by That Guy56420 April 17, 2011

engineer gaming

engineer gaming

person 1: engineer gaming
person 2: engineer gaming
person 3: spy gaming
person 1 + 2: spy creeping around here
person 1 + 2 : spy sapping my teleporter
person 3: *french snorting noises*
person 1 + 2: *POW*
person 3: *ded*
teleporters: fucking die
person 1 + 2 TELEPORTER DOWN!

by BobTheEngineerMain December 2, 2020

kinetic engineering

The action of whacking something with one's hands or solid objects to try and get it to work.

Person A: My PC won't boot up :(

Person B: Just hit it with a hammer and it'll be fine.

by Mr nice guy May 26, 2005

aerospace engineer

Pretty much the smartest people out there.

O shit, hes an aerospace engineer

by a February 18, 2007

Usual Suspects ending

Shit - you never saw that one coming.

"She's going to save herself till marriage?"

"Yup."

"But she looks like a pornstar. She always shows off her tits, and flirts, and flaunts it!"

"I know it's like the Usual Suspects ending."

"Fuck. I'd dump her if I were you. Dirty cock tease."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

afro engineer

the politcally correct term for nigger rig, to fix something in a nigger like fashion. Example: Duct tape or mis-matched parts

You look like a real afro engineer with all that duct tape on your car.

by Andrew Jonstonian April 10, 2008

Afro Engineering

Noun: a methodology of fixing or manufacturing something through unconventional means using only the (usually improper) tools and resources at hand. Also known as Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rigging, and ghettorisation. This particular variation was most likely inspired by the telivision program "Sanford and Son"

To get my car to start I had to use some duct tape and apply some afro engineering.

"Hey I made this hooka out of an old coffee can and some crap I found lying around in my house"
"Thats some real afro engineering you got going right there"

by Oni Ookami Alfador September 18, 2006