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geordie dummy 

A pastry concoction from the ubiquitous low-cost bakery chain Greggs. A cheap snack used by teenage mothers to keep their screaming offspring quiet.
Little Britney was getting on my tits with all her screaming. I had to give her a geordie dummy to shut her up.
geordie dummy by comptonsaint October 24, 2006

Suit Dummy 

a person who possesses little knowledge but dresses like an expert. Typically not educated but has much pride in being a corporate piss-on. Minion.
Banker at Wells Fargo, Financial Advisor at Mass Mutual, members of the tea party and GOP. Those bots at the financial office are nothing but a bunch of suit dummies. Example 2: That suit dummy has those people fooled.
Suit Dummy by rhymeswithblonde March 5, 2013

Vomiting Dummy 

A penis, that produces semen when sucked Vigorously.
Q; Bob did you get your cock sucked at the weekend?

A; Sure did frank, she got to meet Albert the vomiting dummy. He spewed all over her face.
Vomiting Dummy by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

Love Dummy 

when you keep calling and sending love notes, not knowing she's been fucking somebody else.
'Dude, i'm tellin' ya, it was three weeks before i realized she was too busy fucking the neighbor to answer.. I am the world's biggest love dummy!"
Love Dummy by the roofer March 5, 2016

Big dummy dumb-dumb

Not smart; dumb
You're a big dummy dumb-dumb
Big dummy dumb-dumb by Emilyanddazit September 24, 2020

Bob Dummy 

An MMA dummy used for precision striking. Is sometimes mistook for a punching bag, which is used for power more so than precision.
"Ive been using this Bob Dummy for improving my accuracy for punches and kicks and it's really been working!"
Bob Dummy by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021