Happy dumbledore

When a males pubic hairs are so long that when he has a boner it looks like dumbledore (because dumbledore has a long beard)

Sally was about to suck Johnny's dick but she saw that he had a happy dumbledore and hasn't talked to him since

by Thatrandomeperson June 19, 2013

dumbledore's army

To be part of "Dumnbledore's Army" is to be gay. Popularized since J.K. Rowling's announcement that Dumbledore is gay.

Person 1: Hey man, are you gay?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm totally part of Dumbledore's Army.

by Jman077 January 5, 2009

Dumber than a short haired red-head

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

Dirty Dumbledore

A dirty Dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard hat on her.

I gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night.

by MastaApex October 13, 2013

Dumberican

Am American who supports socialism or socialist programs.

Look at all those dumbericans demanding more free stuff from the government.

by The Elucidator September 3, 2019

dumbrina

dumbass; arsenic adulter; pathologic lier; typically found spread eagle behind V.S.C.

dumbrina was caught on video

by Kadoodle April 10, 2008

Dumbledore That Ho

As witnessed in the sixth Harry Potter movie, the act of shoving one's face into a large vat of sperm, or "pensive" as you are led to believe.

Also can be used as slang for anything gay.

"Man, i missed and came on the bed, but it's okay. I just shoved her face in it"

"way to dumbledore that ho"

dumbledored

by luminacinemas July 22, 2009