double-dumbass

A handy phrase meaning that the insult of being called a stupid arsehole, or (an alternative interpretation) an asinine fool, can be doubled and can be reflected back to whence it came in a way that turns a totally uncalled for insult flung at its intended target back upon its perpetrator, possibly also in a way not fully understood by its vulgarian receiver, he not being up on such things as witty retorts, or such logical insinuations as this phrase supposedly represents. However, if no other rebuffs spring to mind, in a pinch it does the job nicely.
Watch what you say to me, you double-dumbass, as I wasn’t even talking to you, I was talking to myself!
by Zamboozee May 17, 2011
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attack of the dumbass

the act of doing something so incredibly stupid that it needs its own definition
My god! I can't believe he stuck that pencil there, he must've been having an attack of the dumbass!
by Kak April 9, 2003
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Definition of Dumbass

Someone or something that is brainless or stupid. Also known as Marcos Yanez.
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dumbass noodle

A dumbass noodle is a very thin half white half Asian man who just loves eating noodles just as much as being an asshole. That's why they're called a dumbass noodle. CUZ there white and skinny. Also, it's a noodle and you know how much Asians love their eating noodles. *stereotype* *stereotype* *stereotype* Not to mention. They like doing the peace sign and doing cringey Musical.lys. If the there are a group of noodles, then they can be called "a dumbass bowl of ramen."
Guy 1: Hey, look at that white clusterfuck of white people.

Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!

Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO
by wutdouwant February 1, 2018
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Dumbass kids

Anyone under 60
by Daddy sexa January 30, 2020
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dumbass mort

A word used by Carol Johnson in Grand Theft Auto San Sndreas to describe the driver of a car he is hit by.

It means a stupid person who fucks in the ear and says it was a pussy.
He was a dumbass mort and his friends knew it by what his girl told em
by BIG BOI!!!!!! January 4, 2005
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Dumbass Reardon

In Texas Hold'em, a 2 and a 7 of any suit in the "hole". Commonly regarded as the worst possible hold cards to have.
The Skunk went "all in" before the flop and Margie called her with the Dumbass Reardon!
by Patti Rose May 18, 2006
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