diet coke hair

1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.

- Can be straight, curly and any color.

- Short and fat people usually, but can be any size and shape.

2. Crusty, dry, thinning hair (Albert Einstein looking hair)

3. Most commonly found on brownish girls with thin, balding, dry, medium-longish hair, but can be applicable to people of any color.

4. People who actually put diet coke in their hair.

"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"
"That nigga Big Mike put diet coke in his hair!"

by matt 10isking December 31, 2017

Diet depression

When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed

Yeah I been having diet depression

by Cyclopspanda October 2, 2018

Dietarian

A person who is an adherent of any specific diet for any reason. A dieter

None of them are dietarians, she and her entire family are fat gluttons. They never restrict calories, never restrict any type of food, and don’t even practice constraint in the amount of food they eat.

American’s typically aren’t dietarians, they eat mindlessly without forethought.

by REARFRONT August 18, 2019

Dried Milk

Cumming into a milk jug and letting it sit out

Kyle: Who drank all my mother fucking dried milk

by Milk 38 February 4, 2020

dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue

I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children

by aScruffy August 10, 2020

Diet-Friend

A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.

It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.

It's like friendship, but less.

"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”

“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.

by Saint.Patrick January 4, 2021

Diety

Did I ever tell you ( text abbreviation)

Diety how much I love full moons?

by Eq-stream tchr January 31, 2021