How YOU doin'?

Pick-up line that never fails unless it's truely responded to.

Guy #1 "How YOU doin'?"
Girl #1 "tehe!"

Guy #2 "How YOU doin'?"
Girl #2 "I'm alright."
Guy #2 "What?..... Dear GOD!!"

by ellipsisO December 10, 2003

doin your mom

The come back that never loses.

guy:"Hey your so fucking ugly!"

girl:"Doin your mom."

by meeseman14 February 4, 2010

thong doing you wrong

A phrase one will ask another when there seems to be an issue with their panties based on the way they are walking

Lisa: "Why are you walking like that? Is your thong doing you wrong?"
Kara: "Yes, I should have bought a medium instead of a small."
Lisa: "That's why I don't wear panties."
Kara: "Smart, although I figured that was just because you're a slut"
Lisa: "Oh, that too."

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

Doing an avatar

Doing an avatar is when you are masturbating so hard you turn blue and your penis begins to resemble a frayed rope.

I definitely caught him doing an avatar

by SHENZILLA December 15, 2010

doing caps

A very smart invention to decrease the population and stds

"I have a bunch of doing caps in my wallet. That's what I call condoms."

by jmmstrjsh October 23, 2009

Doing my box in

It is used to show you are annoyed. You say it when you're p***ed off. Generally used in Scotland.

"Christ, did you hear siobhan on saturday? she was doing ma box in!"

by Diddy October 2, 2004

Doing a Coulson

When one leaves a formal debate to vomit outside. This is usually after a big night out. After the sneaky vom, the person will generally return to present their case.

"Dude, why did Josh leave the debate?"

"Haha, he's out there 'Doing a Coulson'".

by SneakyVom December 15, 2011