shit didler

someone who masterbates with their own shit

kelsey is such a shit didler

by T-dawg yo July 1, 2009

chinamans dilemma

The chinaman's dilemma is wether or not it would be wise to capture and consume all of the shrimp in the world if one was able to. The dilemma is between the choice of instant and immense gratification (eating all the shrimp) or factoring in the long run and sustaining the shrimp population, resulting in eating less shrimp but for a longer time.

I have this whole pizza all to myself and I can eat it all tonight or save some for tomorrow. This is a real chinamans dilemma.

by Tomcatbernz September 12, 2013

diclet

A man who is an asshole but he THINKs he is "it" and his dick is the size of a piece of Chiclet gum.

Dan thinks he is it but he really is a diclet.

by Can't tell ya but middle initial of J is a clue! May 5, 2006

dialectical

The ability to recognize multiple value frameworks as legitimate in their own terms invariably leads to contradictions.

"A person's evolutionary journey through life is always dialectical." "Emotions are not dialectical; their intensity varies but not the nature of the emotions themselves."

by Blame Canadia October 31, 2013

bishops dilemma

It's a reference to a prince albert piercing as a bishop is also the tip of a penis and a needle going through it would be quite the dilemma

why the hell would anyone ever get a prince albert, its really just gonna end up being your bishops dilemma

by DRock March 21, 2007

dialectable

"deliciously evil"
take the dia..from diabolical and the lectable from delectable..and well there you go.

Guy: Tell me when he calls you later so I can call him.
Girl: Why...?
Guy: My plan is too dialectable for you to know...that's so not how you spell diabolical huh?
Girl: Well.. We can say you made a new word that means evil+delicious =

by shhhimasecret February 9, 2009

Balmy Dilemma

A word thats very fun to say. Eventually it loses its meaning after a few rounds.

Jennifer: Man, it sure is balmy out today
Megan: Balmy Dilemma
Jennifer: Balmy Dilemma, Balmy Dilemma, Balmy Dilemma!
Megan: Balmy Dilemma!!!!!!!!! Balmy Dilemma!!!!!!! Balmy Dilemma Balmy Dilemma Balmy Dilemma
Jennifer: Shit, what were we saying again?
Megan: LOFUCKINL

by Meganxx December 22, 2008